Wrong Holes and Tak-Kari-Pok

October 15th, 2004 by kamkuey

I recently heard of this supposedly true story.

A friend who knows this friend who knows this one couple. This couple have been trying for a kid for sometime, supposedly 10 years, but to no avail. Then, after hitting brick walls all the time, they decided to seek help from medical specialists who did numerous tests on them. The results were OK. Both of them were normal. The problem was that, for 10 years, hubby have been pumping his little swimmers into wifey’s ass hole. Dun ask me how doc found out, or, how these two can make such a mistake.

I mean, these two must have been EXTREMELY innocent. Weren’t they paying attention in Biology class? Or were they paying a little too much attention to each other’s exit holes?

I wanted to laugh, but somehow, I did not. I do not know why. Probably I was in shock for the ten minutes which follows. But I did fall off my chair laughing when I found out what Tak-Kari-Pok was.

My koliks and I were chatting away about partying when Aunty Yen (no really aunty lar but aunty-like thinking) mentioned proudly that she had tried and enjoyed Tak-Kari-Pok. All of us suddenly stopped and looked at her with a confused look.

What the hell is a Tak-Kari-Pok????? exclaimed one of my koliks, Chris.

Aunty Yen began describing it. And after about 5 minutes of explanation… Chris, with his eyes suddenly wide opened, said…

“Tequila-Pop issit?”

I fell off my chair laughing.

Aunty Yen also came up with new words like “Thor-Tois” and “Ling-Ger-Ry”, which is why we like to stick our “Thong-Gue” at her. AHAHAHAHAHA


New Cars and Cheap Prices

October 14th, 2004 by kamkuey

I have received numerous emails about “Proton Supercar” and ultra cheap Honda/Toyta/Nissan etc etc. Usually these emails are hoaxes and are sent out by someone with too much time in their hands and photoshopped some supercar photo with Proton’s badge.

The thing about this emails is that… most people actually believe it, and would go around proclaiming it to the rest of the world as it was the Gospel.

So I thought that it would be a fun thing to do to send out some pictures of a new car model and proclaim that it is a sub RM50K car. The car is nice, handsome and nice interior. I just filled in the blanks like 1.6 DOHC 16 Valve engine, 4-speed adaptive gearbox, 6 SRS airbags, ABS, EBD, VSC etc etc and sent it out to some of my koliks.

Lo and behold… the email spread like wild fire and within an hour or so, the email was back in my inbox. Calls began to come in, asking me about the car. Now, the thing is, they did not call me because I sent out the email, most of them called me cos I am kind of involved in the motoring industry… somehow.

*sigh*

What is it about people believing ANYTHING in their inbox?

Maybe I should send out an email with my bank account number, telling people that for each RM100 banked in, they will receive a coupon for a RM10 dinner discount voucher.

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Anything la…. as long as it is the one I wan..

October 12th, 2004 by kamkuey

Someone once told me a joke and I laughed my ass off. Now, I am living that joke almost everyday when it comes to lunch time. Today, is one of my kolik’s birthday and we are going to buy him lunch. So…

Me : Where to buy him lunch ar?
Kolik A : Dunno lar.
Kolik B : Erm… what you suggest?
Kolik C : Whatever oso can wan lah..

Me : Ok. How about KFC then?
Kolik A : Aiya.. I just had KFC two days back lar
Kolik B : Eee.. very expensive lar
Kolik C : So hot weather lar, not good eat fried stuff

Me : What about Esquire Kitchen?
Kolik A : Aiya.. not nice wan their food
Kolik B : Eee.. their waitresses all no manners wan
Kolik C : Wah.. even more expensive lar!!

Me : Like that ar.. erm… any suggestions or not?
Kolik A : Anything lar.
Kolik B : I no problem wan.. anything will do
Kolik C : Ya lor, I do wan think lar, up to you wan.. anything will do.

Duh!!!


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Nothing much to know about myself. In a nutshell, I manage a little call centre, but I was trained in IT. Now more like I am in the service industry cum IT support. Anyways, on the side, I like motoring, photography and sometimes fishing. Anything else you can ask me direct la.

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