I recently heard of this supposedly true story.
A friend who knows this friend who knows this one couple. This couple have been trying for a kid for sometime, supposedly 10 years, but to no avail. Then, after hitting brick walls all the time, they decided to seek help from medical specialists who did numerous tests on them. The results were OK. Both of them were normal. The problem was that, for 10 years, hubby have been pumping his little swimmers into wifey’s ass hole. Dun ask me how doc found out, or, how these two can make such a mistake.
I mean, these two must have been EXTREMELY innocent. Weren’t they paying attention in Biology class? Or were they paying a little too much attention to each other’s exit holes?
I wanted to laugh, but somehow, I did not. I do not know why. Probably I was in shock for the ten minutes which follows. But I did fall off my chair laughing when I found out what Tak-Kari-Pok was.
My koliks and I were chatting away about partying when Aunty Yen (no really aunty lar but aunty-like thinking) mentioned proudly that she had tried and enjoyed Tak-Kari-Pok. All of us suddenly stopped and looked at her with a confused look.
What the hell is a Tak-Kari-Pok????? exclaimed one of my koliks, Chris.
Aunty Yen began describing it. And after about 5 minutes of explanation… Chris, with his eyes suddenly wide opened, said…
I fell off my chair laughing.
Aunty Yen also came up with new words like “Thor-Tois” and “Ling-Ger-Ry”, which is why we like to stick our “Thong-Gue” at her. AHAHAHAHAHA