AHAHA.. I tell you.. sometimes…hokkien seems to be one of the farniest dialect!!!
I was feeling REALLY stressed up by the amount of issues I need to resolve and thus took a break by reading some blogs.. and I read Kenny Sia’s blog and logged in my blog into the Bengifying thingie. And these are the results.. picked some out from my previous postings…
AHAHAHAHA… kanina!! Limpeh laugh until sai oso come out.
That kanina Almost Kissed Me..
This morning, Limpeh was enroute to work. And Limpeh was patiently waiting with the other courteous drivers at a roundabout when this goodfornothingsoli loreskewforahumanbeingwhooughttobeslappedtwice came speeding from behind. Limpeh saw the lan jiao face kambing from my lan jiao rear view mirror and Limpeh could only move an inch or two to the front. That moron zoomed pass me, with centimetres to spare and squeezed that chao ah beng’s way between the two lane traffic at irresponsible speeds. That kanina was driving a Kenari. A silver one.Someone should give the lan jiao face two tight slaps… and probably slap that chao ah beng’s lao bu three times for turning the lan jiao face into such a moron.
oh.. and Limpeh got this from one of the local dailies..
No wonder the haze was that bad…
Hamik a long long weekend….
Just back to work.
Was away for 4 days in my lan jiao kampung (Sitiawan) to see to my lan jiao bladder’s wedding. From the time Limpeh stepped out of the car, there was work work work and more work. Here is a short summary of my lan jiao weekend.
Friday
Reached home and immediately had to serve and entertain senior relatives. Then prepare the house for the buffet dinner. Arranged the tables and chairs. And when the guests arrived, being the host (or rather the son of the hosts) Limpeh had to again, entertain the guests as well as praying photographer. Day ended when Limpeh got to lay my lan jiao weary body down to koon at about 2am.
Saturday
Got up early in the morning as Limpeh was part of the ‘heng-tais’ going to collect the bride. Limpeh was also the photographer. The ‘chi-muis’ gave us a hard time before allow the groom to enter the bridal room. Drove round town and then har, finally into church. The pastor who blessed the couple looked and sounded like the cheebye kia was FORCED to do it one. *sigh* that chao ah beng’s face is as black as my lan jiao suit!!
Upon reaching home, wa lang had the tea ceremony. When it came to my lan jiao turn, Limpeh handed my lan jiao elder bro my lan jiao camera to take pics of me. BIG mistake. Limpeh forgot that the cheebye kia is technologically incompetent. That kanina thought the cheebye kia took photos… budden hor, the cheebye kia took NONE!!
After ebelithing was done, Limpeh went up and downloaded the pics into a notebook. The bride and groom was downstairs with lao peh lao bu and mom and dad. CCB. Those siao lang were chio kao penging away. Limpeh did not know why. But suddenly those pukima called limpeh down. Very kancheong like that. So down Limpeh went and followed the seniors’ instructions to stand exactly where those pukima wanted limpeh to stand, all the while, forgetting that the bride was standing right in front of me, holding that siao ginah hand flower (I dunno how to call this thing) and the chao ah lian threw it directly at me!!! Demmit!! CCB. Those siao lang must be desperately wanting limpeh to get married!! Did Limpeh catch the dem thing? Limpeh had too…
Then it was off to prepare the dinner hall for the night dinner. Horrible. Limpeh thought Limpeh could take a nap, budden hor, Limpeh think after 10 minutes into my lan jiao nap, Limpeh was awaken by bro to go check on things. *sigh* so liddat off Limpeh went. Then the rush did not stop till after the dinner.
Sunlay was spent entertaining relatives. And Monlay was spent on the road, travelling from Sitiawan to KL, then KL to KLIA, then KLIA to Shah Alam, then Shah Alam back home.
Gim jit, Limpeh have to go from my lan jiao opik in TPM to SS2 to return the gowns, then rush to Subang Jaya for dinner appointment. *sigh*
Need rest…
Nabeh!! This Kanina Kenny.. si beh farnee..
