Customer : KAMKUEY!!!! I CANNOT ACCESS THE INTERNET!!!

Kamkuey : Yeah, everyone having the same problem. Aparently the international link was affected by the Taiwan Quake.

Customer : Oh.. So are you coming over to solve it?

Kamkuey : Do not worry. I will be meeting up with the CEO’s of the international link consortium for lunch to sort out the problem so that you can go online can chat on msn and yahoo as well as you being able to get your daily dose of porn.  If all fails, let me get my mask, snorkel and flippers and see if I can patch up the link with some masking tape. In the mean time, do not desitate to call me if your relative in Johor is not able to catch the latest Korean Drama on Astro because her ground floor is still flooded and all electrical appliances damaged. I will be there in an instant to suck up all the flood waters and repair the TV and decoder. Now if you would excuse me, your other colleague is asking me to ensure world peace.

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